I’m so tough that Chuck Norris wants to be my friend.

I’m so tough that Chuck Norris wants to be my friend.

I’m so tough that Chuck Norris wants to be my friend.

I am not tough enough to eat the red ones first. I start with yellow

i start at the knee’s of caramello bears!
thats if i cant get my blue gummy rhino’s

So tough that i eat pink ones

So tough that i eat pink ones

I’m so tough I can open a bottle of XXXX between my breasts !
(twist top of course LOL)
By the way, blue smarties are way nicer !

I CAN eat just one potato chip!

i carry a squirt gun
and i run with scissors
BEAT THAT